you want to have sex but you wish for your feelings to be taken seriously. you want to be rich, but you actually hope for your life to be meaningful. you want to each chips, drink soda, play video games ‘till 2AM, but deep down, you’re trying to run away from adult responsibilities. paradox of life

associating diabetes-inducing food with some form of emotional connection between individuals has got to be one of the marketing techniques that never worked out for me in real life

been feeling so out of touch lately but I’m proud of the connections that I’ve made in the long run

“*NEW* share this on Instagram” I’d rather eat 5 raw chicken wings than share that shit on Instagram

every so-called war that revolves around some form of computer technology is like watching two schizophrenia patients fight over a packet of mold

yesterday I had a dream where I found out that this stupid app (Twitter) was shutting down through an email titled "bird is going away soon" or something like that

"[niche Internet celebrity]'s reputation is over" go make me a french toast

I wonder if there's any Cards Against Humanity™ lore floating around........ I genuinely want to dive deep into insane world building behind this game

sarcasm is futile

a real non-native English speaker will point at the word valve and say "um, isn't that a gaming company?"

my girl is so nice