“*NEW* share this on Instagram” I’d rather eat 5 raw chicken wings than share that shit on Instagram

every so-called war that revolves around some form of computer technology is like watching two schizophrenia patients fight over a packet of mold

yesterday I had a dream where I found out that this stupid app (Twitter) was shutting down through an email titled "bird is going away soon" or something like that

"[niche Internet celebrity]'s reputation is over" go make me a french toast

I wonder if there's any Cards Against Humanity™ lore floating around........ I genuinely want to dive deep into insane world building behind this game

sarcasm is futile

a real non-native English speaker will point at the word valve and say "um, isn't that a gaming company?"